“My parents fed me ground meat out of the freezer that hadn’t been purchased in the same year. I basically turned out okay.”-Me

 

That Ninja Turtles trailer legitimately bummed me out. I was really hoping the facial designs *might* work in motion, but jesus tapdancing christ. 

Ninja turtles don’t need nostrils. They sure as hell don’t need defined noses. Don’t try to fuck realism into goddamn giant anthropomorphic turtles.

Also, white Shredder.

And are Foot Clan now the Persian soldiers from 300?

Custom TMNT Classics style April O’ Neil by Grungethemovie

I want this. Very much.

I didn’t think I could admire the Ninja Turtles any more than I already did.
…and then they started eating hummus and drinking Diet Pepsi.

I didn’t think I could admire the Ninja Turtles any more than I already did.

and then they started eating hummus and drinking Diet Pepsi.

One pizza with anchovies, ice cream, and a still beating infant’s heart, please.

One pizza with anchovies, ice cream, and a still beating infant’s heart, please.