“My parents fed me ground meat out of the freezer that hadn’t been purchased in the same year. I basically turned out okay.”-Me

 

The new Star Trek movie was great. 

The season finale of Doctor Who (like this season as a whole) was disappointing and didn’t make any sense

When I see pictures that are only mildly funny tagged or captioned with “I’M SCREAMING”

I wonder what those same people do when they see something that’s actually funny. If we are lucky, the answer is, they fucking die.

Steve Martin doing an impression of an average white tumblr user.

(Source: fawltytitties)