“My parents fed me ground meat out of the freezer that hadn’t been purchased in the same year. I basically turned out okay.”-Me

 

I heard an ad on the radio that the guy that played Bruh Man is going a standup show nearby.
They still to this day prefaced it by saying “HE PLAYED BRUH MAN ON MARTIN!”

I heard an ad on the radio that the guy that played Bruh Man is going a standup show nearby.

They still to this day prefaced it by saying “HE PLAYED BRUH MAN ON MARTIN!”

Me: Mom, dad, I'm a keyblade master.

Parents: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Simple and Clean.

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I did something similar to this at a volleyball game when i was in college but I had nowhere near this level of commitment.

(Source: drrouin)

When I was still dating people the rule I came up with for age was that you had to be had to at least be old enough to have seen Jurassic Park in the theater and remember it.

It’s specific but it worked.

(Source: tsundereslasher)