“My parents fed me ground meat out of the freezer that hadn’t been purchased in the same year. I basically turned out okay.”-Me
Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
"Twitch Plays Pokemon" is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of and the fact that it has a "fandom" is baffling.
"This is what a real man looks like" a mediocre bear porn blog says. I feel my body begin to stutter and whir. The smell of oil and circutry assault my senses. I am a fat robot.